Inappropriate naming...

= my speakers sing [nothing.] = & = i'm feeling... [cramps in my stomach] =

Imagine if you named your dog "Pussy"...

Friend: Hello... What's been up?
You: Nothing much... I just got a new "Pussy".
Friend: !?
You: Hang on a min... my Pussy's hungry.
Friend: ?!?! You feed it?!
You: Ya... why not? When it's hungry, it'll let me know.
Friend: WTF? What do you feed it with?
You: Depends lor... normally I'll go to the supermart to grab some daily food... if my pussy's lucky, I'll cook sausages and spaghetti!
Friend: O_O"

*Ring* *Ring*

You: I need your help!
Friend: ???
You: My pussy just got hit by a truck !
Friend: !!!
You: I'm rushing it to the hospital now... Hope it survives !
Friend: !!!???

*Ring* *Ring*

Friend: *Embarrassed tone* So how's your er... pussy?
You: Phew, when I rushed to the hospital, the doctor told me that though the accident looked serious, my pussy would be up and running in no time...
Friend: AH?
You: Yea, but he said that my pussy will require 12 stiches to prevent major bleeding...
Friend: HAR?
You: It's nothing really...not that painful... after the anesthetic sets in... my pussy was even smiling at me during the op !
Friend: *FAINTED*

*Ring* *Ring*

Friend: *Accustomed tone* So hows your pussy?
You: *Sobbing* My pussy just died !!!
Friend: !?!??!?!!? What happened?
You: My pussy contracted some terminal disease and I just had to put it to sleep !
Friend: *lost* and thus?
You: I'm gonna miss my pussy... but my daddy got me something new...
Friend: ???
You: I just got a replacement "Dick".

Sigh.

= my speakers sing [cool song.] = & = i'm feeling... [same as below.] =


歌曲：我还能爱谁

歌手：许志安 专辑：我还能爱谁

中文词:林夕

睡梦中的人
不了解我的累
我也不原谅你的美
它让我体会
这个世界真的有
十全十美
却无所谓后悔
会妥协的人
不明白我自卑
就像我不容许我气馁
我真的以为
要感动最完美的玫瑰
如果要奉献我眼泪
除了你谁都不能给

见过你的美
我还能爱谁
我一路的追意
冷却不心灰
我的世界
走不出你背影的范围

没有你
会面目全非
我还能爱谁
放弃其它玫瑰
这是一种愚蠢的智慧
困在只有你的堡垒
享受讨好你的滋味

HDD crashes sucks.

= my speakers sing [im not home.] = & = i'm feeling... [not high and stoned.] =

I just realised my mobo supports SATA and I actually have 2 SATA ports. ...

cool.

Fuck.

it's that time of the year again.

= my speakers sing [许志安 - 我还能爱谁] = & = i'm feeling... [super bored.] =

a walk by the beach -footwear

a candlelight dinner

a bouquet of roses

a basket of ferrero rochers and a couple of teddy bears

a heart shaped cake

balloons in various shapes and sizes

a special card for conveying of feelings

self composed 20 second songs

dedcations on the radio

declaration in a newspaper ad

of course, a ring.

blah blah blah. It's Valentine's day again.

Self Content.

= my speakers sing [五月天 - 知足] = & = i'm feeling... [sehz.] =

歌曲：知足
歌手:五月天

怎么去拥有一道彩虹
怎么去拥抱一夏天的风
天上的星星笑地上的人
总是不能懂不能知道足够

如果我爱上你的笑容
要怎么收藏要怎么拥有
如果你快乐不是为我
会不会放手其实才是拥有

当一阵风吹来
风筝飞上天空
为了你而祈祷
而祝福而感动
终于你身影消失在人海尽头
才发现笑着哭最痛

那天你和我那个山丘
那样的唱着那一年的歌
那样的回忆那么足够
足够我天天都品尝着寂寞
才发现笑着哭最痛wo…
如果你快乐再不是为我

知足的快乐叫我忍受心痛
知足的快乐
叫我忍受心痛