Saturday, May 28, 2005

b b b b binge... drinking !

= my speakers sing [nothing.] = & = i'm feeling... [light headed.] =

I had a wonder foo time drinking last night... But acid was rather boring since the live band was not there and they were celebrating something like a first year anniversary and had djs spinning for the first time. Something called Pop.My.Cherry... a 5 females DJ team, there were eye candy and drum n bass. But still, my main purpose there was for the live band ~~~~ *Sulks*

Thus followed my colleague to ChinaBlack(*gasp* Why is cow goin to ChinaBlack !) As predicted, when I reached there, I felt super old. Low girl count and very high influx of males, I couldn't help but wonder, where are all those sweet young things? I ended up wriggling on my spot sipping fruitpunch. Yes, fruitpunch. But it was rather nice. LOL. Before you go thinking, "Wtf? Cow? No alcohol?" Hold that thought. I had around 5 - 6 Martell mixers and a weird concoction given to me by my friend. I met my squadmate there ! My beloved squadmate had a wonderful time catching up, drinking and dancing. lol. But by the time I had left, I was a cow on a rather high note. LOL. All thats left now is for my head to clear, maybe I'll find someone to watch Star Wars with me. I don't know. Maybe I should read a book. Maybe I should go for a stroll. Just maybe.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Gelare Gelare...

= my speakers sing [nothing.] = & = i'm feeling... [tired.] =

I just bought a new gfx card, GeForce FX 5200 256mb for... $105. Can't really say bargain since it's an Inno3d OEM... but still. LOL. I've also watched The Jacket and I must say, it's a rather disturbing movie concerning the mind of a "supposed" psycho. Theres a twist in the story, but I'd recommend it only for those who appreciate shows like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Still. It was enjoyable. And... I had Gelare twice ! ... lol. Sinful delights as someone might put it. Geez... the whipped cream and ice cream is enough to last me for a couple of weeks ! LOL.

Anyway,

Heres a little something I received from my colleague... Consider it a moment of laughter. Especially for the ladies. LOL.


Scene 1

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ......... whether you're here or not."
(DAMN SHE'S GOOD!)


Scene 2

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"


Scene 3

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"


Scene 4

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" inspite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?' His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."


Scene 5

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man awoke, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The message on the paper read, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draftbefore the masterpiece.

... right.

Sunday, May 22, 2005

I'm sick again.

= my speakers sing [李圣杰 - 痴心绝对] = & = i'm feeling... [sickish once more.] =

... Yet another disappointing season for the Red Devils. 0 trophies won. I've also just witnessed one of the worst games that Arse-nal stole from them. Call me a sore loser, but it was blatant that Man Utd had the best performance in the game. I ain't no beginner Man Utd supporter, mind you. From the early days of Gary Pallister, Brian McClair, Stever Bruce and perhaps even to the Munich aircrash that destroyed the Legendary Bugsy Babes. I admit that how I came about supporting them was really the typical follow-the-winner, but still. I did my homework. My blood flows with the Red Devils. They have been an integral part of my passion for soccer. But... I can foresee the downfall pretty soon. No thanks a certain Mr Malcolm Grazier(However you spell the name). He underestimated the power of the fans. They will show him one day... He does not know the essence of the game. The beauty, the passion that fuels many fans and this will inevidently take its toll soon enough. We shall see... we shall see. But whatever happens, as the saying goes, Once a Red Devil, forever a Red Devil...

Anyway,

Work seemed to pass pretty fast today... but sadly, I don't know why, maybe it's cause of the sudden change in temperature, I had this sudden migrane that attacked me. It caused me to be in a "steam konek" state with a couple of hours work left... Thankfully for my colleagues who were there for me I managed to pull thru... But when I returned back to my office, I was in "Fully steamed konek" mode and as a bonus, I had a running temperature! Miserable, feeling like crap, I was shivering in my office and sleeping on my workstation. Yes, you heard me, on my workstation. Picture a crumpled shrimp. Ok, picture a crumpled shrimp on a table. ... There you go. But I managed to pop a couple of panadols before leaving for home. Hopefully, I'll be able to make it to work tomorrow. Dont' really wanna throw MCs when my most fucking "beloved" supervisor is away. ... Bah... Come what may.

Anyway,

I had a sms conversation with my friend and I told her that I could really use some company just now when I was feeling totally miserable. She told me that it happens when one feels like this. I wondered to myself. Whom did I really want next to me at that moment? *ponders* Could it anyone of my buddies, colleagues, family members? Or rather, just by my loneself. Could it be there was only a certain someone that I really wanted to see at that moment? I don't know. All I know is, when I punched that sms, the first number that came to mind was that number. Something strange? I don't know... There's something about me that I can't comprehend. Why is it when I think that someone knows me, I'll suddenly reveal another side of me that will totally shock the other party? Or rather, confuse the other party and they'll have no idea wtf I'm trying to achieve/behave/react. Is it cause... I haven't really understood myself yet?

Who am I?

Such a simple question, yet so hard to answer...

Friday, May 20, 2005

What goes around, comes around.

= my speakers sing [nothing.] = & = i'm feeling... [blanked.] =

Slept in for the whole of today... Haven't had such a long sleep since... I don't even remember when...

Went to mel's final year presentation yesterday with gib... Rather enjoyed what we saw... Especially a particular booth which was exhibiting on binge drinking... LOL. After that I brought them to Secret Garden for some dinner before heading over to PF3 for a couple of quick rounds while waiting for mel. Once she'd dropped by, we headed over to gib's for a round of... mahjong!!! LOL. Well... I guess my luck changed for the better last night, won overall at the end of the game... Then we walked over to 85 for some supper and my colleague joined us there. En route to 85, we walked past block 83 of Bedok North. It's an abandoned block apparently... The whole block was in total darkness... totally spooky, perfect blair bitch witch stuff. Mel tried to take some pictures of the block but sadly, the lightning was not enough. If you ever go to 85 for supper, try to look for 83, you'll never know what you might find...

Anyway,

After my colleague joined us, a sudden idea of ktv popped into our minds... and so off we went, to rally troops and ended up at Kbox Cine and sang our hearts out till 530am. Reached home around 630am and slept like a log till evening time... I'm still pretty stoned out and yes, I'm missing out on Re-percussions by Heineken/A bday celebration at caesars and it sucks. Argh. Totally. So I'm going to bed early since I've got work tomorrow morning. ... Crap.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

when you're down... you're really down and out.

= my speakers sing [伍思凯 - 曾经爱你,永远爱你] = & = i'm feeling... [depressed.] =

I officially declare that I've been on a losing streak since last year or more... No more luck whenever the situation depends on it. Then again, I've never been known as the "lucky" one. I've played mahjong as the "Santa Claus" and have been dishing out my moolah as presents. To comfort myself, I call it aiding the fund. Bah. Crap. I'm jsut another sore loser trying to find excuses for myself. Geez. I hate myself sometimes.

Anyway,

Did a little illegal shopping during work... Spotted this cute little thing I had to grab. Since I've been looking for something like this like, forever. Call me childish. I don't give a hoot's ass mofo! Ha ha ha. I'm so fucking lame.

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I bought a toy ! Skyline GTR ! LOL.


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The door opens ! LOL!



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Rather authentic ! hehe...

Costs only $9.90 from... 7-11 ! Now I know why it's called A Store and More !

Enough of my crapping... Still feeling depressed. Working in a few hours time... Hopefully I can get some sleep...

I'm thinking of someone... But it's wrong...

Friday, May 13, 2005

the joy of sweating it out in the... rain.

= my speakers sing [Andy Lau - 练习] = & = i'm feeling... [deadbeat.] =

Torn, battered and bruised I am. Tired as such. I just want to say...






I passed my IPPT ! ROFLMAO !

Ok. I'm dead tired after the annual IPPT. Glad that I've passed and all thats left now is my marksmanship. Wish me luck !

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

it's a tiring day.

= my speakers sing [nothing.] = & = i'm feeling... [dead beat.] =

*GASP*

IPPT is on thursday ! Holy crap ! Somebody save me !


[ 伍思凯 - 曾经爱你永远爱你 ]

等时间过去

等现在的一切变成回忆
在某个夜里
我将站在海边大声喊你
曾有的悲喜
将会温暖也会刺痛我的心
我知道我一定会后悔失去你

就快看不到你的背影
分手就要成定局
我快要不能呼吸
能够相爱并不容易
无法想象没有你
(无法想象我没有你)

那些洒满阳光日子里
那些眼泪和笑语
你真的已不在意
My love
轻轻的喊着你
曾经爱你
永远爱你

你已含着泪水转身而去
我还抱着盼望停留在原地
一段并不长的距离
爱却跨不过去永远爱你
天空无语海无情
喔……

对着你的背影轻声说
我爱你

Monday, May 09, 2005

happy mother the day.

= my speakers sing [nothing.] = & = i'm feeling... [tired.] =

祝天下的妈妈母亲节快乐.

I had so much fun with mine. It was full of entertainement. I... I shall not carry on with this lie anymore. so lame. I was working. Yes. Working. From 3pm to 11pm. I was standing like a tree rooted to the ground performing some shitass duty. ... I could only look while other people were enjoying their sumptuous dinner. Whatever. I'll bring my mom out another day for belated celebrations. Well, as the saying goes, "If you really have heart, everyday can be ____ [insert celebration title here]____" The line is rather cliche, but still. It works.

I saw Eileen Wee today ! Surprisingly, she was at the event where I was working at. What a babe man. Sometimes the camera do no justice to how you really look like. Ogled at her non-stop... I think she caught a glance at me too ! Teeheehee! (She could have been just looking for the exit... whatever. [-_-] )

Anyway,

Went out drinking with amao the day before... (I mixed up a supposed dinner "date" with a someone... -_- My bad for not confirming.) Ended up dragging mao to do what we brothers do best. Drink. LOL. Drank a San Miguel when I met him at border's bistro then went down to Terraza(Is this how you spell it?) Had some really spicy pizza then sua tior to Alleybar. Tried to go in Ice Cold Beer at first and guess what, we got thrown out.

"Sorry, age limit is 25."

Wtf? The best part is that mao had dropped by the place a couple of days ago and the waitress was the same one that served him ! So whatever. Sat outside of Alleys while we waited for his friends to arrive. Downed 3 pints of Hoegaarden before we decided to leave. Bumped into my ex-colleague who's working as a bartender at Preludge. Tried to enter Rouge but dumb butt crack mao had to be in his slippers. Blah blah blah. Had a Heineken there before leaving for... Caesars. The temptation of Chivas is always too great. Hah. Nearly wasted ourselves there over a game of... Kings. A game for drinking invented by drinkers for senseless drinking. LOL. Mao puked(In the toilet of course) and he continued to drink thereafter ! 6 people, 2 didn't drink, 2 games of Kings and 1 bottle of Chivas later... We were pretty sober(I think.) when we left. When I reached home, oh boy... nearly instant KO. Die die also had to drag my ass to bed... I wouldn't like the idea of waking up on my living room floor. But strange enough, I was much sober after a couple of fags. Managed to bathe and turn on the tv before knocking out(So much for sober). LOL.

Oh well. Here's a little something I got from my friend's blog. Remember the post about the song 屋顶? This is a case of bad pronounciation gone really wrong. LOL. I admire this guy's patience for translating the whole song. lol ! Listen to it, here !

Fuck ! Oasis has a new album ! Don't Believe the Truth. Chee bye ! Must buy ! I'm an Oasis junkie. :D~


Time for a to-get list !
1) Get new shirts. Long sleeved. Dark colored.
2) Loafers ! Suitable for formal occasions that kind !
3) New Oasis CD !
4) Suitable ash tray for my room !

Friday, May 06, 2005

a blogger's frustration.

= my speakers sing [李圣杰 - 我懂了她] = & = i'm feeling... [tired and abit excited.] =

As I mentioned earlier, I was in a very eager state to blog... however, after a couple hours of talking cock and a near overdose of teh cino... my inspiration became pespiration and flowed out of me. Once again, my mind's a blank. I will try a feeble attempt to jot some shit down. But before that... a little pictorial of what transpired for the past 3 hours or so...


Dinner!
My simple dinner consisting of 2 kosongs, 1 telur, 1 teh cino.


*burp*
The aftermath. I ended up drinking 3 teh cinos(such a sinful delight.) and putting on an extra kg or two. lol.


Smokin!
The look of a satisfied man and what meal isn't complete without a fag thereafter?
(I think I look constipated. ROFL.)


Anyway,

Was enjoying my smoke when I noticed this machine that was next to my table. It's those coin operated musical chairs that almost nearly everyone around my age would have sat in when they were a kid.

Vroom Vroom.
A pathetic Vespa imitation but still.

Couldn't resist taking a picture as I remembered the good old days. When your parent wanted to buy that 4D or Toto which they had such a strong feeling it would strike, they would leave you on this machine for a quick spin while they went to satisfy their urge. (That didn't really come out right but whatever.) I still remember the retro designs that they used to have, what ultraman la, car la, spaceship la... etc etc. The corny music would keep any innocent 3 year old mesmerized for that two minutes before everything came to a sudden halt. Oh well... childhood. -_-"

Anyway,

Was discussing with my friend how boring a blog can get sometimes. With nothing much in my mind to start off, I could spend hours thinking about what to blog about. Current political issues? (Nah, can't really talk about that. hush hush for me.) Current social issues? (I don't really give a shit to what's happening around in Singapore.) I would only write about what I'd like to talk about. To explain that in layman's term, "Lim peh blog what Lim peh likes." Afterall, I only expect my friends to be reading this.

But I don't really think people would like to read my blog in the way I speak. E.G.
Excerpt from one of my daily conversations:

Me: *Ring* *Ring*
Friend A: Hello?

Me: Yo. Got plans?
Friend A: No leh. You?

Me: Pa pool ai mai?
Friend A: Dun wan la... so sian... everytime pa pool.

Me: Mai knn la cb. Eng siu me abit can?
Friend A: Why not go somewhere else instead?

Me: Cb la. Can go where. Drink?
Friend A: Caesars?

Me: Tsk. Fuck. Ok. Lets go drink instead. Knn.
Friend A: ^^

There you have it. My conversations either mention about pool, mahjong, ktv or drink. It can only be these few options. What else to do in almighty Singapore? (I have the feeling I'm writting tons of nonsense. Fuck it. Whatever.) So if anyone feels the sudden urge to do the above mentioned, feel free to call me. Provided I'm free, maybe I can eng siu abit. lol.

K, now the teh cino overdose is kicking in. I'm having a sudden shit attack. Time to hit the toilet bowl. Hopefully the next time I blog would be of some entertainment value.

P/S: I wana send my congrats to a friend of mine who has 3 good things to celebrate about today. Have fun with your new found work and I wan Haagen Daaz ! :D~

Thursday, May 05, 2005

blogger's moment of inspiration...

= my speakers sing [李圣杰 - 我懂了她] = & = i'm feeling... [excited.] =

I'm having this sudden urge to blog. But... I've realised I can't come up with any thought provoking entries. And, I guess it's pretty boring to peruse through my blog with almost all my entries relating to my emotions and "hopeless lomantick" thoughts. wtf. Bah. I shall feed myself first, then decide on what to blabber about. Be back in awhile ! from Simpang ! :D~

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

A moment of condolence.

= my speakers sing [nothing.] = & = i'm feeling... [still very spaced out.] =

While work sucks and everyone is bummed, please take a moment of silence to respect the passing on of our late ex-President, Dr Wee Kim Wee. Thanks.

bummer.

= my speakers sing [nothing.] = & = i'm feeling... [spaced out.] =

Work sucks. Period.

Sunday, May 01, 2005

PS2 GALOR !

= my speakers sing [tunes from Fifa Street.] = & = i'm feeling... [busy.] =

PS2 Updates...

I am currently gaming on...

Fifa Street - Fun fun ! Non-stop action of soccer, street style. Pull up tricks you've never seen before ! Make monkeys outta your opponents and score with class ! Rule the streets and show everyone what you are made of.

Winning Eleven 8 Liveware Evolution - King supreme of all soccer games. Period. If you own a PS2 and call yourself a soccer fan, shame on you if you don't own this.

God of War - Haven't really tried this yet. My friend who came over played like 10mins of it. I must admit, given the rave reviews and the brief display, this certainly looks promising. Fantastic graphics can keep you hooked.

GTA : San Andreas - Same high level of interaction. Same sadistic fun.

Games that are currently waiting for me to complete...

FFX-2 - I'm stuck at the secret 100 level dungeon. This really can kill me. LOL. I'm at level 40+?

Metal Gear Solid 3 - Snake Eater - It's a cult classic. I love this game. Tactical espionage at it's best.

Tony Hawk Underground 2 - I love all the Tony Hawk series. A definately must get for skateboarding fans !

...
With this I end this bo liao entry.
...
Back to my PS2 ! ^^