Corny to the max.

= my speakers sing [nothing.] = & = i'm feeling... [tired.] =

我有一个朋友在 Perlini's Silver做工。
某一天，我带她去跟我的姐姐吃饭。
聊着聊着，姐姐就问她，
“你是从实什么行业？”
她若无其事的回答，
“我是卖淫（银）的。”

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Why does Batman always rescue Malays when they are in pain?
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Cos... when they are in pain, they go...
蝙蝠侠！！！ 蝙蝠侠！！！ (PAINFUL SIA !!!)

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一个三分熟和一个七分熟的牛扒走在路上，
遇见了却没说话就走掉了，
WHY? . .. ... ..... .. . .. . ...... ...
因为他们都不熟(pun 100% intended)